EyeSpeech Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 New Yorker should hire him as their cartoon editor immediately. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-yorker-cartoons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Saw this just now on Reddit... John Stamos' reply to rumors he will be on Two and A Half Men... PS: I've never seen Two and A Half Men. Not one episode, not 2-minutes, not even 10-seconds. CBS doesn't get watched much in our house, so I don't even think I've seen any promos for it (though my wife probably has, if/when college hoops is on CBS). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSpeech Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 PS: I've never seen Two and A Half Men. Not one episode, not 2-minutes, not even 10-seconds. CBS doesn't get watched much in our house, so I don't even think I've seen any promos for it (though my wife probably has, if/when college hoops is on CBS). Me neither. Looks like complete kaka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Most of these aren't amusing as when you turn his quotes into poetry. So just shut your traps And put down your McDonald’s, Your magazines, Your TMZ And the rest of it, And focus On something that matters. But you can’t focus On things that matter If all you’ve been is asleep For forty years. Funny how sleep Rhymes with sheep. I just don’t do it. I will not believe that if I do something Then I have to follow a certain path Because it was written For normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood And Adonis DNA. Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, But when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, You must use the best term available. So if you think about it, dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, But like in baseball, The scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have Is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, Or radically disrespect this unit With a shameful contract Is something I'll leave to the amateurs And Bible grippers. More here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSpeech Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The apple didn't fall too far from the tree here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medjuck Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The apple didn't fall too far from the tree here. Bull shit. But it's sad to see someone who's obviously crazy (literally-- not metaphorically) having a breakdown in public. He reminds me of James Mason in Ray's Bigger Than Life when he's having delusions of grandeur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETman Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The apple didn't fall too far from the tree here. Bull shit. Really? I think you'd get a different take from the director of Apocalypse Now. PS: I've never seen Two and A Half Men. Not one episode, not 2-minutes, not even 10-seconds. CBS doesn't get watched much in our house, so I don't even think I've seen any promos for it (though my wife probably has, if/when college hoops is on CBS). Me neither. Looks like complete kaka. Funny show. Basically Charlie Sheen's life story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSpeech Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The apple didn't fall too far from the tree here. Bull shit. Really? I think you'd get a different take from the director of Apocalypse Now. Yep, maybe Martin Sheen is ok now--I dunno. But for a long time he wasn't and I'm sure even if he's clean at the moment he battles addiction and impulses every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal Pomea Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 All he needs is a good woman to take care of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medjuck Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The apple didn't fall too far from the tree here. Bull shit. Really? I think you'd get a different take from the director of Apocalypse Now. PS: I've never seen Two and A Half Men. Not one episode, not 2-minutes, not even 10-seconds. CBS doesn't get watched much in our house, so I don't even think I've seen any promos for it (though my wife probably has, if/when college hoops is on CBS). Me neither. Looks like complete kaka. Funny show. Basically Charlie Sheen's life story. Apocalypse Now! Why because Martin Sheen had a heart attack during the shooting? From what I know about that film (and I know quite a lot) Sheen was one of the more sane people involved. Coppola was having his own delusions of grandeur on that shoot. When Sheen had the heart attack Coppola infamously said (on camera) "He's not dead until I say he's dead!" (Or something like that-- I don't have "Hearts of Darkness" with me right now.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETman Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The apple didn't fall too far from the tree here. Bull shit. Really? I think you'd get a different take from the director of Apocalypse Now. PS: I've never seen Two and A Half Men. Not one episode, not 2-minutes, not even 10-seconds. CBS doesn't get watched much in our house, so I don't even think I've seen any promos for it (though my wife probably has, if/when college hoops is on CBS). Me neither. Looks like complete kaka. Funny show. Basically Charlie Sheen's life story. Apocalypse Now! Why because Martin Sheen had a heart attack during the shooting? From what I know about that film (and I know quite a lot) Sheen was one of the more sane people involved. Coppola was having his own delusions of grandeur on that shoot. When Sheen had the heart attack Coppola infamously said (on camera) "He's not dead until I say he's dead!" (Or something like that-- I don't have "Hearts of Darkness" with me right now.) Martin was a drugged up alcoholic during that shoot. Don't you think that is what may have led to his heart attack at such a young age? Anyway, it was reported that he had MANY way-outbursts during filming. Maybe enough to make Brando seem sane. He was very f'd up. If I haven't said it before, I'll say it now: Parents screw up kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clifford_thornton Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The apple didn't fall too far from the tree here. Bull shit. Really? I think you'd get a different take from the director of Apocalypse Now. Yep, maybe Martin Sheen is ok now--I dunno. But for a long time he wasn't and I'm sure even if he's clean at the moment he battles addiction and impulses every day. Whether or not the Sheens are "decent people" is beside my point, but you speak rather pejoratively about people who have and still do battle addiction. It's a disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Most of these aren't amusing as when you turn his quotes into poetry. More here. Rummy's were even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSpeech Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Or Yogi Berra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETman Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The apple didn't fall too far from the tree here. Bull shit. Really? I think you'd get a different take from the director of Apocalypse Now. Yep, maybe Martin Sheen is ok now--I dunno. But for a long time he wasn't and I'm sure even if he's clean at the moment he battles addiction and impulses every day. Whether or not the Sheens are "decent people" is beside my point, but you speak rather pejoratively about people who have and still do battle addiction. It's a disease. Agreed. But it's a disease emulated in this case because Chuckie wasn't reined in as an obnoxious teenager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSpeech Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 It is a disease, but I have seen people with nothing pull themselves up by their bootstraps and face each day with grit and determination to get healthy. "Decent people" is beside the issue. Charlie Sheen has all the resources and people who care about him--a support structure under and around him that would be the envy of any struggling addict. I don't know why anyone would want to waste their emotional energy feeling sorry for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Read it quick before the copyright police take it down: My link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clifford_thornton Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Actually, that is genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 I'm kinda diggin' the Sheen Scene right now...seems like he might be using rage to stay sober, a tact not unheard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeSpeech Posted March 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Yep it was working great for him...except he's losing custody of his sons. Not good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoGreensPlease Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Like many, I can't get enough of this trainwreck either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 1960 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 I just don't get all this media attention he's getting. People literally falling over themselves to get an interview with him. Shameful. How are these people going to feel if he kills himself? The man is obviously sick and needs serious help. The media is NOT helping him! Just my 2 cents, YMMV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 I just don't get all this media attention he's getting. People literally falling over themselves to get an interview with him. Shameful. How are these people going to feel if he kills himself? The man is obviously sick and needs serious help. The media is NOT helping him! Just my 2 cents, YMMV. I agree.....it's appalling. Bad enough that the networks are in on the act....but the celebrity gossip sites are horrible beyond description. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 All he needs is a good woman to take care of him. Heh, inside joke! I had a brief, but torrid fling with the show when I was really desperate for something(anything) to watch while riding my stationary bike...DVR'ing the two shows they ran in syndication fit the bill. Actually, I think it's safe to say the cast around him is better than he is....most anyone could play Charlie, strangely enough. Perhaps they can bring back April Bowlby, in his place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alankin Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 And now there's a dedicated 24x7 Charlie Sheen station on Sirius XM Radio. I'm not getting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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