I'm a Professional Cowboy & I Use Catheters

[JSngry]

 

[Dave Garrett]

Not the same company, but one of the channels that runs lots of old TV sitcoms and dramas from the 50s and 60s (MeTV, probably) used to run a similar catheter ad incessantly late at night. Guess they had established with some confidence that the majority of viewers between midnight and 5am watching shows like Combat, Sgt. Bilko, Dobie Gillis, Route 66, Car 54 Where Are You, and so on were aging boomer males with prostates the size of grapefruit. 

[catesta]

I tune in to all those channels like MeTV, antenna TV, Buzzr, etc. I love to watch the old shows but the commercials are depressing as shit.

Ads for walk in tubs, catheters, emergency alert, hearing aid devices, hair procedures, ambulance chasing lawyers, reverse mortgages, blah blah blah.

[Chuck Nessa]

I always try to buy one of each.

[Larry Kart]

1 hour ago, catesta said:

I tune in to all those channels like MeTV, antenna TV, Buzzr, etc. I love to watch the old shows but the commercials are depressing as shit.

Ads for walk in tubs, catheters, emergency alert, hearing aid devices, hair procedures, ambulance chasing lawyers, reverse mortgages, blah blah blah.

Got hearing aids some six years back, on my second pair now -- much needed, major benefits/relief. On the rest I'll pass -- I hope forever.

[JSngry]

I know pain - and I don't want any more of it.

Especially when I cath.

 

[Scott Dolan]

1 hour ago, catesta said:

I tune in to all those channels like MeTV, antenna TV, Buzzr, etc. I love to watch the old shows but the commercials are depressing as shit.

Ads for walk in tubs, catheters, emergency alert, hearing aid devices, hair procedures, ambulance chasing lawyers, reverse mortgages, blah blah blah.

Hey, I want one of those walk in tubs! Those suckers look pretty sweet! 

[Brad]

"They hurt less."  Priceless.  Thanks but no thanks!

[catesta]

4 hours ago, Larry Kart said:

Got hearing aids some six years back, on my second pair now -- much needed, major benefits/relief. On the rest I'll pass -- I hope forever.

What, you don't want to attach yourself to a major class action lawsuit for asbestos exposure and net $50?

[Scott Dolan]

2 hours ago, Brad said:

"They hurt less." 

That's a rather low bar, I'm afraid...

Kinda like saying a .22 bullet hurts less than a .44

[erwbol]

Guys, no selfie videos. Please.

[Chuck Nessa]

Noted, and deleted.

[JSngry]

2 hours ago, erwbol said:

Guys, no selfie videos. Please.

It's my hat, it's my penis, and it's my pain. In America, this is how men make money.

[Bill Nelson]

As I said to the TSA screener when examining my carry-on, "Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag?" 

[Tim McG]

I have been forced to use a catheter. It totally sucks.  

The pain of insertion is unimaginable.  

Sorry to spoil the party.                       

[danasgoodstuff]

Interesting choice of words, but I feel you pain.