If Your Momma Was Your Daddy

[JSngry]

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Edited April 22, 2004 by JSngry

[catesta]

Your Momma?

[JSngry]

The obvious answer, but is it the correct one?

[JSngry]

I mean, I've been up all day trying to figure this one out, and I GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP!

[catesta]

The obvious answer, but is it the correct one?

Only the shadow knows....

My answer was obviously too obvious, so I'm willing to bet it's not correct. B)

[JSngry]

But maybe it is!

There's the rub...

[RDK]

Isn't that the title of a Mingus tune?

[mikeweil]

If all men were brothers, would you let anybody marry your sister?

[catesta]

Isn't that the title of a Mingus tune?

Here it comes.

[AfricaBrass]

Using the transitive property:

If your Momma is your Daddy

and your Daddy is an Aardvark

then your Momma is an Aardvark.

I'm glad I could help!

[JSngry]

Great. Visions of my parents as mammals who stick their tongues into the dirt to eat insects. THAT'LL a-get me to be a-sleepin'....

Still, the evidence is not convincing, so I am not convinced.

[JSngry]

If all men were brothers, would you let anybody marry your sister?

If all men were brothers, then my sister would have to be my mother as well, and THAT is unacceptable!

[wesbed]

Did JSngry just start another 'Stupid Question' thread? This time disguised as 'Who's Your Daddy?'

Edited April 22, 2004 by wesbed

[Rooster_Ties]

I knew this was a Sangry thread the second I saw the title of it.

[AfricaBrass]

Okay...

How about the Symmetric property of equality.

a=b then b=a

if Momma=Daddy then Daddy=Momma

Liars may figure, but figures don't lie.

[JSngry]

Stupid? You call a man trying to take solstace in the arums of Morpiumus STUPID?

Sir, have you not a heart?

[AfricaBrass]

I knew this was a Sangry thread the second I saw the title of it.

Rooster,

I think your new toothpaste is radioactive or something!

[JSngry]

Liars may figure, but figures don't lie.

Yeah, but liars lie, so go figure.

I DO know that Poppa loves mambo. But it takes two to tango, so what's a mother to do?.

[Rooster_Ties]

Rooster,

I think your new toothpaste is radioactive or something!

Oral Disco

[AfricaBrass]

Rooster,

I think your new toothpaste is radioactive or something!   

Oral Disco

I can't wait to hear that the Oral Disco's electrical field is as bad as a cell phone.

[AfricaBrass]

Liars may figure, but figures don't lie.   

Yeah, but liars lie, so go figure.

I DO know that Poppa loves mambo. But it takes two to tango, so what's a mother to do?.

I feel like young Grasshopper.

If I snatch the pebbles out of your hand, will you tell me the answer?

[Joe G]

I DO know that Poppa loves mambo. But it takes two to tango, so what's a mother to do?.

What if your Momma don't dance and your Daddy don't rock n roll?

[wesbed]

I remember a post claiming that all we talk about, in the Organissimo forum, is 'hardbop' and 'politics.' Judging from the last couple of days, this appears to be quite untrue.

Edited April 22, 2004 by wesbed

[Rooster_Ties]

I DO know that Poppa loves mambo. But it takes two to tango, so what's a mother to do?.

What if your Momma don't dance and your Daddy don't rock n roll?

All I know is that Mama's got a squeeze box, and Daddy never sleeps at night.

[catesta]

I DO know that Poppa loves mambo.

Truth be known Poppa was a rolling stone.