well, when I was captured by the Viet Cong back in my 'Nam days, they locked me in an underground bunker and played Tori Amos tapes 24 hours a day - you BET I told them secrets, I MADE UP secrets, gave away the nuclear launch codes, turned in members of my own unit, had my Ma arrested and tortured for treason, let them kill puppies and kittens, ANYTHING to get them to turn off that damned Tori Amos album - remember the Tet Offensive? They couldn't a done it without my Tori Amos-induced information -