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AllenLowe

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  1. anybody ever hear of Sonny Williams?
  2. here's to hoping he pays his sidemen better -
  3. AllenLowe

    Jo Jones

    no, his name was Klein, I think -
  4. and hey, berigan, if you guys even THINK about voting for a guy with the middle name of Hussein I'm reporting you to Homeland Securuty - Goldberg needs some company -
  5. sounds like something about a boat - ?
  6. what's Tuesday? ...forgot about the Phyllis Diller Inflatable Love Toy - how's it working out?
  7. was thinking of posting pics of all my guitar-related stuff but have a question though I think it's been answered - can one post a pic that doesn't come out in that silly upload format without having a URL for the pics location? My impression was that you have to have a host site in order to do this -
  8. the hardest thing about all this is to FORCE myself to stop making Nazi jokes on this forum - but, you know, I was raised a Reform jew - we were so reformed, our Rabbi was a member of the Aryan Nation -
  9. I figure once Obama gets elected and does a good job and gives us socialized medicine and puts all the Republicans under house arrest, they'll understand the error of their ways -
  10. strangely enough I like Weizen and Berigan even though neither of them has ever purchased anything from me -
  11. so it looks like, in 2003, I had already posted 5749 times or maybe I should make that 5750 or 5751 or 5752 or 5753 or 5754 or 5755 or 5756 or 5757 or 5758 or
  12. did you ever notice that the number of posts under every post is the same and goes to the higher number every time you post so that the number of posts under every post becomes the same number of posts as the last post that you posted?
  13. sure wish I could remember who Goldberg was....
  14. did you ever notice that the number of posts under every post is the same and goes to the higher number every time you post so that the number of posts under every post becomes the same number of posts as the last post that you posted?
  15. I sure wish I could remember who Sonny Williams was...
  16. sure wish Goldberg would come back...
  17. can't find my copy of Hot Dog...
  18. anybody here ever hear of Sonny Williams?
  19. "do you smoke after sex?" "I don't know, I never looked"
  20. "hey are those your teeth?" "as soon as I make the final payment"
  21. yeah, I'm gonna be 54 in about two weeks - can't remember the exact date - did I mention that already?
  22. yeah, I'm gonna be 54 in about two weeks - can't remember the exact date -
  23. I still think these guys play great - the four brothers piece in particular just has a real nice group spirit, like these guys really enjoy playing together - and they execute beautifully -
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    Jo Jones

    correct me, dumpy mama, if I've told this story before - one night Jones was playing at the West End Cafe in NYC and he was lecturing some young musician about being on time for the gig - the owner of the West End, who was one of the most disgusting characters on the face of the earth, comes up to him and says "Mr. Jones, I own this pplace and I just want to thank you for being so responsible." Jones looks at him, says with utter contempt, "You own this place? I don't give a fuck about no nightclub owner" and stalks off -
  25. well, he threw himself on the mercy of the court - The judge said, "I sentence you to 10 years in Leavenworth or 11 years in Twelveworth" - Goldberg said - "I'll take 5 and 10 in Woolworth" (for the older members of the forum only)
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