I'm so confused...
There is no such thing as an "apidastra" or "asspidastra"
or whatever else is being written or said (or "woamn" for that matter)
I believe they are referring to an "Aspidistra."
I would edit out the existing applause
and put in its place that one person clapping
at the end of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In shows
when they're showing the credits.