Obviously no Howard Johnsons here, but the mere mention of the name makes me think of Zappa's "Billy The Mountain", with Flo and Eddie squeaking "Howard Johnsons Howard Johnsons Howard Johnsons"
The Costco hot dog is my favourite hot dog ever, £1.50 here.
Talking of 5 Guys, we went on Saturday - it was undoubtedly a top-notch burger, but at over £40 for four of us (2 adults, 2 children) it's a once-a-year job.
Tony Hatch is very well-heard (not sure if he's very well-known) here in the UK, having written the theme tunes to three long-running soaps, two of which are still going today.
Also, on the "Call Me" theme...
Me too! I bought a copy in a charity shop and re-read it maybe 2 years ago. I enjoyed it, though I suspect I enjoyed it for different reasons second time around.