if it isn't the pope, it's Yasser.
Happy belated birthday wishes also, you already got some proper & timely ones from me. No one has mentioned it, but you now are officially old, I hope you keep it up for a long, long time to come. We will look up to you in reverant admiration.
...and I ran into some Ubu's on my way from Genève to Basel yesterday, ooo-lala, if THAT is the Swiss army on a weekend, they should be very happy they have no enemies.