Jazzmoose

Damn; I was hoping for Ravi Shankar...

That's it; I'm gonna switch to farming!

Welcome!

You really should. It's almost as annoying as that poster who seems to end every sentence with three dots instead of a period. Can't remember his name...

Thank you. I would now be at peace.....if it wasn't for that frighteningly big head!

Some mysteries are solved; some remain. Whatcha gonna do?

Dr. Nessa: please report to surgery immediately!

Damn, dude...ask trane_fanatic if you can listen to the rest of the Rivers set first!

Lee Morgan Tracy Morgan Morgan Fairchild, whom I've seen naked...

And you deserve an explanation! I had just finished watching a replay of the Rafael Marquez/Isreal Vasquez title fight, and all through the fight I couldn't help noticing that Vasquez had this really big head that was kind of disturbing, so afterwards I came here and tried to find your 'big head' thread with the search feature. Unfortunately, this thread was what it gave me... But look at these guys; they're the same heighth, and this is NOT trick photography!

By 'dropped', do you mean the way birdshit 'drops' on the pavement?

Fred Flintstone Chris Rock Joe Dirt

Now that you mention it, we could have done without the signature function on this board as well...

Here's another one that burns me: those 'anti-theft' RC tags that stores put on movies and CDs (even though the manufacturers already add them internally), clothing, condoms, razor blades, and damn near anything high theft. The equipment is always shitty; the cashier can damn near beat the thing to death over the deactivating pad and it still trips the alarm on the way out. Then you get the store security person coming over wanting to see your receipt while you wait, which is kind of stupid, because the people who are actually stealing beat it the hell out the door already, probably already moving fast before they even got to the sensors. I gotta tell ya, and this is speaking as someone who used to do store security, if I hear an alarm go off as I'm leaving the store, I just keep walking. Fuck 'em.

Like I said before, charge $1 for every bag (otherwise given out by the store now for free), and DON'T charge $1 if you bring your own bags in and use them instead -- and that'll reduce the number of excess bags being used by 98%. Well, when you get the job of dictator, you can put this into effect, but before that, good luck. A similar plan was suggested here in Oregon, and as you can guess, people went absolutely bugfuck.

...really????

Jim Capaldi Chris Wood Steve Winwood

I'd love to read it. And understand it. I'll contact both of you right after I find that magic lamp...

Tyrone Power Francis Gary Powers Austin Powers

Just out of curiosity, I was checking out the prices at Amazon...do you know that one guy has this book listed for $500? Does this come with the actual hand that Larry used to correct the galleys?

Alan Arkin Ellen Barkin Barbara Parkins

Daniel Defoe Willam Defoe DeForrest Kelly (ran outta defoes....)

Yeah, Blood Simple was awesome! Not just for plot, but (as I have come to expect from their movies) also for dialog. That bit about "anal up here" just had me rolling on the floor! Nobody captures everyday-stupid like the Coens!

Igor Kurchatov Igor Stravinsky Igor (it's pronounced "eye-gor")