Jazzmoose

Uh, this may surprise you, but we don't go to the Three Stooges for sophistication. Knucklehead...

Then within five years, the industry will be fusing it with spork music. Can't wait for the spork-rock revival era!

Allow me to answer for him: "who?"

Nope. Not even a possibility, according to PLEASE READ...

That's all very interesting, in a subgenius way, but what about the Shemp issue?

Wanna bet?

Yeah we know....I just posted the article at the end of the last page. It pays to stay on top of these things...

Personality-wise, I'd have to go with Basil Fawlty. Unfortunately...

I took the quiz, but it was difficult. Labeling it "Future of Jazz Music" doesn't hide the fact that the entire thing looks more to the past than the future.

A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it. " The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink? " The bartender says, "Only if what you show me ain't risque." "Deal!" says the guy and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down the bar, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the keyboard and starts playing Gershwin songs. And the hamster is really good. The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy downs the drink and asks the bartender for another. "Money or another miracle else no drink," says the bartender. The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts to sing. He has a marvelous voice and great pitch. A fine singer. A stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog. The guy says, "It's a deal." He takes the three hundred and gives the stranger the frog and the stranger runs out of the bar. The bartender says to the guy, "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a singing frog for $300? It must have been worth millions. You must be crazy." "Not so", says the guy, "the hamster is also a ventriloquist." .

Where was the Israeli conflict brought into the conversation? Why, right there in the post you quote, Jim!

Chuck Berry Chuck Taylor Chuck E. Cheese

Dude, you could have gotten a free case!!!

don't like to tell you but as far as i can see this is true for any age group you pick At my age, giving two shits about anything is a miracle. At least on the same day...

I had the exact same experience at a Bergman film festival. Of course, my forced laugh seemed a bit out of place when no one else laughed...

Gene Wolf Tom Wolfe Virginia Woolf

Same here, but to be honest, I do resent it.

...And I guess I got punk. Judging by Jim's prediction, I'd say a lot of people got punked...

It's about time! The classics should be respected.

So we all agree. Next thread...

:blink: Damn! I'm glad I said I'd volunteer to moderate 'discography' and not 'audio talk'...

Clint Eastwood (Bridges of Madison County) Dirk Bogarde (A Bridge Too Far) Alec Guinness (Bridge on the River Kwai)

Prunella Scales Connie Booth Andrew Sachs

Nicholas Nickleby. You know, if I'd known Dickens was actually fun to read, I'd have tried it years ago...

Buddy Ebsen Max Baer, Jr. Irene Ryan