Jazzmoose

Damn, Paul. For once you've caught me completely joke free. Pardon my selfishness, but all I can think is I sure hope it doesn't happen to me! You have my sympathy, but unfortunately that's all I've got. This area sure isn't the place to move to find a job, let me tell you. Wow. Sure hope things work out for you!

Shouldn't this thread be in the obnoxious drunken celebrity forum?

e. e. cummings Burton Cummings Tim Burton

I must confess that there are a few Tintin books on my shelf...

Will you guys knock it off and PM Wolff already? If Aric had hacked my account, I'd certainly want to know...

Target? Uh...no. Men's Wearhouse has a wide selection; just don't let the salesman rush you. And if your fashion sense is anything like mine, take your wife/sig other/girlfriend/even some girl you've just met outside the store in with you to help you out...

New stuff on eBay; some cool stuff this time around, plus books and such. Link here. More stuff scheduled to show up tomorrow...

Damn...I'm always late with the good ones!

Arthur Bremer Squeaky Fromme Sirhan Sirhan

V-8 Bobby Vee Venus Williams

$15.00. But I'd have to REALLY want it.

Alexander, I bet as a father you don't want to hear this, but your daughter has quite a bit in common with one Aric Effron. Guy Every fathers nightmare!

So do you people put mixed vegetables in your whiskey?

..my other half wouldn't glare at me every time the mailman brought a package to the door.

Julia Roberts Mr. Roberts Robin Roberts

Stop noodling us, Jim; you should be pasta all that...

I dunno; he just sounds like a Stan Getz ripoff to me...

Stacy Keach Robin Leach Omaha Beach

Oh, come on. At best, the choice of the word "uppity" was embarrassing and unfortunate. I have a hard time believing anyone who frequents a jazz board would be that clueless...

Another Paul Anka thread?

Or secular healing (when I get that feeling).

It's a circular breathing thing...

The only surefire one I'm aware of involves a lot of upfront expenses for the lights and hydroponic set up...

Even then there's no excuse with this around:

Hoooah. Uh.