Well, we told Uncle Bob to take along a bunch of 2X4s (the classics really do never go out of style), but he piddled around and ended up w/1X12s instead, which are longer, sure, but narrower, and when the contrabass is involved, you gotta think GIRTH, dig? Save that skinny shit for molding, we told him, but noooooo....
We've tried calling his cell, and the voice mail is still on, so maybe he just needs to find a good reception area. But then again, that cheap bastard probably doesn't want to pay roaming charges, so let his stew!