I've got very mixed feelings about this. Relief, of course, than J wasn't hurt, but there's a side of me that finds the specifics of the situation almost amusing - that J just avoided himself being killed in such a ridiculous way.
Then I'm reminded that my cousin - 19 or 20 at the time - killed himself in much the same way just this past june. Yeah, it's easy to laugh when it's a mere news story; harder when it hits so close to home...