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Oh man! You're a cruel man, Alfredson.

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Hey Minga, I'm Dickens, Happy Birthday!

Huh, it is Christmas, isn't it. I may go out and have Chinese food later, I don't know. I may just whip up a plate of spaghetti. [Not as pathetic as it may sound. ]

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Beautiful pics. And Liza looks scrumptious.

What does that mean? (I've been dying to ask someone.) MG Being controlled, manipulated my muzak.

Yeah, Happy Festivus to Everybody. [i remember dancing 'round the Maypole in the sixth grade. *sigh* The things kids have to do for their mothers.]

Good bonfire material?

The bellhop's a lying sumbitch. He kept $3, instead of $2, and gave a $2 refund to the guys. They paid 27 bucks for the room. That bellboy needs a sh*t kicking.

You guys, with your "monkey see, monkey do..."

I've got some vinyl for you. Anything/one in particular you're looking for?

Wow, brilliant!

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Yikes!

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Female monkeys may shout during sex to help their male partners climax, research now reveals. Without these yells, male Barbary macaques (Macaca sylvanus) almost never ejaculated, scientists found. Female monkeys often utter loud, distinctive calls before, during or after sex. Their exact function, if any, has remained heavily debated. Counting pelvic thrusts To investigate the purpose behind these calls, scientists at the German Primate Center in Göttingen focused on Barbary macaques for two years in a nature reserve in Gibraltar. The researchers found that females yelled during 86 percent of all sexual encounters. When females shouted, males ejaculated 59 percent of the time. However, when females did not holler, males ejaculated less than 2 percent of the time. To see if yelling resulted from how vigorous the sex was, the scientists counted the number of pelvic thrusts males gave and timed when they happened. They found when shouting occurred, thrusting increased. In other words, hollering led to more vigorous sex. Counting monkey pelvic thrusts is admittedly "quite weird, but it's science," researcher Dana Pfefferle, a behavioral scientist and primatologist at the German Primate Center, told LiveScience. "You get used to it." Quite promiscuous Male and female Barbary macaques are promiscuous, often having sex with many partners. This means sperm levels can get quite drained. The females shout when they are most fertile, so males can make the most use of their sperm. Pfefferle noted her research suggests these calls might also make females more attractive to other males. She added these shouts might play different roles in other species.

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There they go, throwing that word "jazz" around again.