MoGrubb

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I probably don't fully comprehend what these geniuses are carrying on about, but, it appears that just because they measure time, on our end, that it has the effect of shortening the actual time/life (cycle?) of the universe, some how or other. Wtf? Talk about smoke & mirrors. I certainly hope the universe doesn't accommodate their theory.

William Bendix William Bonnie Bill Hickock

That's what I was thinking, old(er)folks might not see through the facade.

Theys sooo crafty.

Bill Limpdick Linda Lovelace Linda Carter

Harvey Mason Ed Blackwell Jack DeJohnette

Very nice!

Clark Gable Betty Grable June Allison

At first glance I thought Winston Churchill, then I saw the little 'stach. Zeig heil!

Spring Byington Dean Miller Harry Morgan

Love Me Tender is actually the melody of Aura Lea, a Civil War era song.

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Trini Lopez Jennifer Lopez Mark Anthony

In God We Trust.

Sir Roland Hannah Sir Mick Jagger Sir Alec Guiness

What you might not know is that skyline is actually a facade, ala High Plains Drifter, with another trash heap behind it. spooky

Conway Twitty Charley Pride Eddie Arnold

I thought merkins were pickles. Ah, the connection: In a pickle.

Aggie87 concurs with this post. So does MoGrubb. Perhaps GoodSpeak is ready for the monastery?

Maybe Drummond's just being honest with himself, doesn't like music, chose to stop listening and playing crap that "passes" for music, which is commendable, or simply hadn't found his taste in music. Anyhow, I'll ignore "No Music Day."

A recent study found the average golfer walks 900 miles a year Another study found American golfers drink, on the average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, American golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kinda makes you Proud to be a Golfer.....Doesn't it?

Apparently turducken is quite a project.

as seen on TV! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVD2feFaQ-Q *grunt*

A SIGN POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. 11. WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF. ________________________________________________________________________