That reminds me a joke when I was studying music. Pretty bad.
There were two grave diggers walking through an old cemetery in Austria. One of them trips on a rectangle stone. When he gets up, the two of them look at the stone almost completely buried in the soil. On it, it has the letters, W.A.M. They look at each other and say, “my God, Mozart’s grave.” They run back to tell the news to their boss. He in turn calls all these music scholars and other historians and journalists. When they dig up the area, a coffin is found. This only heightens the anticipation. They bring the coffin inside. But when they open it Mozart is lying there erasing music from music scores. The music scholars yell out, “Mozart, what are you doing? You are supposed to be dead for the past 215 years.” Mozart looks at them and says, “I’m decomposing”.