Tim McG

Professional athletes take plenty of risks. So hip replacements, crippling chronic pain due to sports related injuries, trauma induced brain injury or paralysis and shoulder/wrist/knee surgeries aren't enough for you? Why steroids or HGHs are singled out as the most insidious things to do harm to an athlete is beyond my comprehension.

And here are the accompanying charts: So, every human being has to progress and/or digress in absolutely the same fashion. Hm. Ever hear of an anomaly?

Silicone.

Chelsea Clinton is the daughter of a former President and current Senator running for the presidency. Duh. The rest is pure Clinton Envy/hate mongering. Will you conservative jackasses stop at nothing? Has morality been replaced with tablod gossip? Where are those so-called family values which you are so "famous" for, eh? Such bullshit.

Nice. Long live Fascism.

NBC suspends David Shuster I wasn't aware Chelsea Clinton was running for office. Who knew?

Good point.

No he won't. If Oliver North, Linda Tripp, Monica Lewinsky, Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney [ I could go on] got nothing more than a terse "thank you very much" or nasty "what a hero he was" or the obligatory "the Democrats are the evil perpetrators"....Clemens won't see any more jail time than Paris Hilton. OTOH, if he was a Black HR king, well, just lock the bastard sonofabitch up for all eternity. It is total bullshit, Guys. Justice, what justice....?

Um. Isn't using foriegn language/terms....cheating?

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: * 40-ish..................................49. * Adventurous.............................Slept with everyone. * Athletic................................No breasts. * Average looking.........................Moooo. * Beautiful...............................Pathological liar. * Emotionally Secure......................On medication. * Feminine................................Fat. * Free Spirit.............................Junkie. * Friendship first........................Former Slut. * New-Age.................................Body hair in the wrong places. * Old-fashioned...........................No B.J.'s * Open-minded.............................Desperate. * Outgoing................................Loud and embarrassing. * Professional............................Bitch. * Voluptuous..............................Very fat. * Large frame.............................Hugely fat. * Wants soul mate.........................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: * Yes.....................................No * No......................................Yes * Maybe...................................No * We need.................................I want * I am sorry..............................You'll be sorry * We need to talk.........................You're in trouble * Sure, go ahead..........................You better not * Do what you want........................You will pay for this later * I am not upset..........................Of course, I am upset, you moron! * You're attentive tonight................Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: * I am hungry.............................I am hungry * I am sleepy.............................I am sleepy * I am tired..............................I am tired * Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! * I love you..............................Let's have sex now * I am bored..............................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I call you sometime?................I'd like to have sex with you. * Do you want to go to a movie?...........I'd like to have sex with you. * Can I take you out to dinner? ...........I'd like to have sex with you. * I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.......I'm gay

Boy howdy. I have been run over by that welcome wagon more than once

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My condolences to Pats fans....but it was a great run this season anyway. Congrats to NY Giants fans....Strahan and Manning were just plain unstoppable! Except for that non-fumble call, it was a pretty good game I thought. Tom Petty was great, too! Best halftime in years, IMHO.

The Pats Defense never got off the bus. Right on!

NE got totally ripped off by that 2nd quarter fumble NE obviously recovered [the defensive player was immediately hit by a NY offensive player; thus down by contact] but the referees waited for like an hour before making the call. If they did what they are paid to do, NE ball and it would have turned the tide against NY. I guess the league was more interested in another Manning winning the Super Bowl. More press with two brothers winning back-to-back. Such bullshit. The NFL sucks.

How old are you Dan? Ask him about Barry Bonds....

Gossip usually does, Dan.

Depends. Do you mean it? I do.

Lately, I have been seeing two planets in the Southeastern sky just before dawn. One is much larger than the other and as the Earth moves on its orbit they have changed positions in the sky. The smaller planet is now "above" the bigger planet. I'm guessing the bigger one is Saturn and the smaller one may be Venus...even Mars. Does anyone here know which planets they might be? Thank you in advance. Tim

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Here's something only an English teacher can love: The Hokey Pokey Original Lyrics Put your left foot in, Your left foot out, Your left foot in, And shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey And turn yourself around That's what it's all about. Thou Hokey Pokey Shakespearean Style O proud left foot, that ventures quick within. Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke. A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke. Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl. The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt. Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

Patriots vs Rams, 2001 The Rammies lost and rightly so. They didn't deserve to be there in the first place. Worst NFC representative beat down since Chicago pretended to be a Super Bowl caliber team in 2007. What an embarrassment that team was. Pats were far superior against the Rammies.

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