Tim McG

Standing Rib Roast [Prime Rib] for us...in about 30 minutes. Can't wait.

One of my all time favorite Jazz pianists I will never see in concert. He was such a talent....he will be missed. Rest in Peace, Oscar.

A deaf couple, recently married, decided that they needed to find a way to communicate about their sexual needs when the lights were out. After some thought, and blushing prettily, the young bride signed to her husband: "If you want to have sex, squeeze my left breast once. And if you don't, squeeze my right breast twice." The husband thought for a moment and then replied: "And if you want to have sex pull my penis once." "And if you don't, pull my penis fifty times."

Did I ever tell you how Frank Sinatra once saved my life? I was in the parking lot of the Sands Hotel in Vegas when three goons in suits suddenly showed up and started beating the hell out of me. After a few minutes, Frank showed up and said, "Okay, boys, I think he's had enough."

And so the hapless Dolphins were supposed to be able to beat the Patriots because....? Hm.

Then here's one for you:

Party pooper.

Here's a little Christmas chuckle for you as well: Merry Christmas? No. Mary Christmas!

A very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Properous New Year to all on the Organissimo BBS! Tim

Anybody recognize this TV show:

I concur

I figured it out when I caught my parents putting gifts under the tree....I must have been 8 or so. My own kids caught on the same way. Kids are sure sneaky little critters

You can't have chili con carne without beans. Same as you can't have chili con carne without chili. Reminds me how weird people up North are. When you ask for a burger or hotdog with chili(& mustard and slaw). They give you chili with beans in it. wtf, If I'd asked for chili con carne on my burger, I'd of said chili con carne. But you know, "He's from the South, he don't know beans." Chili burgers are awesome, MoGrubb. To wit: It just doesn't get any better than this!

Thanks for link, Dave

Clear and cool. High 40s today, low 30s tonight.

My homemade spaghetti sauce is like that...tastes better the next day. It is also a recipe I don't measure...I tend to cook by taste and by touch. A little of this, a little of that....

Here's one I've seen a couple times but can't make heads or tails of it: QFP Anyone know what this means?

OK. There so many different abbreviations used in e-mails and on posts at this and other websites I thought we might compile a list here as a kind of reference tool. Post the ones you use or know about and be sure to include what they mean. Here are a few that I use: TBH- To Be Honest OTOH- On The Other Hand FWIW- For What It's Worth BBS- Bulletin Board System What are some others?

Well the Ca'boys had to sneak past the less-than-sterling Lions two weeks ago. Then they get whapped by Philly. I can't wait to see that jackass TO go sideways on Romo and blow up the team chemistry

I love the sound of hand bells...especially around Christmas time. Hope they work out for you

I hope Jessica goes to every game from here on into the first round of the playoffs. After that, we won't need her to show up anymore.

Especially when their 1st round draft pick [from the Niners] is going to the Jets. Is there a trade that I didn't hear about? Nope. It was all part of the NFL sanctions/fines levied against the Pats for filming the first Jets game, remember?

Especially when their 1st round draft pick [from the Niners] is going to the Jets.

Any bets on when the media jackals are going to let Roger Clemens off the hook? They like him. He asks for "patience." Nice. Like Barry Bonds got that. To wit: "I am disappointed that my 25 years in public life have apparently not earned me the benefit of the doubt, but I understand that Senator Mitchell's report has raised many serious questions. I plan to publicly answer all of those questions at the appropriate time in the appropriate way. I only ask that in the meantime people not rush to judgment." Yeah. How about that. Story: Clemens Denies Then Asks For Patience