Probably throws his own feces like most monkeys do?
We try and hit a return to NY on a regular basis for Thanksgiving, but I'm not making it agan this year.
Going to my parents place here to spend the day with two of my sisters and their families.
My mother usually makes a traditional turkey dinner for the kids, but it's just a token, the real stuff is the antipasto followed by manicotti, eggplant parmesan, and Italian sausage.
Desert is normally an assortment of things including her cheesecake, cannoli, biscotti, and tiramisu.
After dinner we arm wrestle, play cards, and talk shit about the women.