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Uh Jim, what did the tractor do to them?

"I just flew in from New York, boy are my arms tired." "Take my wife, please!"...."I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home."

I'll be damned, they're serious.

Amen!

Check out the babe.

The Password is...

You guys think Monty had Bob Barker type luck with Carol Merrill?

I was afraid it was too big.

Let's Make A Deal was the shit. Great game show host name = Monty Hall Great game show model = Carol Merrill Great Game Show Announcer = Jay Stewart Incidentally one of the best episodes of the Odd Couple in my opinion was when Felix and Oscar were on Let's Make A Deal.

The Newlywed Game! Bob: Here's the last of our five-point questions. Girls, tell me where, specifically, is the weeeeeiirdest place that you personally, girls, have ever gotten the urge the make whoopee. The weirdest place. Olga? Olga: Umm . . . (audience laughter) [pause] Bob: Yes, Olga? Olga: Uh . . . Henry: Go ahead. Bob: Yes, Olga. Olga: I'm trying to think. Umm . . . [Turns to husband.] Gee Henry, what did you say? Bob: Hey, don't ask him. He can't help you out at all. Olga: Is it in the ass? [Last three words bleeped] Bob: No no no . . . no . . . what I'm talking about is the weirdest location, the weirdest place . . . Olga: The weirdest location. I don't know. [Laughs] Hank: [Laughs uproariously] I've heard this one told all different ways. I always heard the response from the wife was "in the butt Bob." I recently saw a clip on VH-1 that makes me think it was closer to the transcript I posted. Either way, it's funny.

They already have.

Hans you are correct. I was offering the JRVG as a conciliation, since I already bought the TOCJ from Mundo.

These questions and answers are from Hollywood Squares, it reminded me of how funny the old shows were. Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. ____________________________ Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes... ____________________________ Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. ____________________________ Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married? A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. ____________________________ Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. ____________________________ Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"? A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. ___________________________ Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score? A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. ____________________________ Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out. ____________________________ Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark. ____________________________ Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? _____________________________ Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for it's sex? A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. _____________________________ Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A: Charley Weaver: His feet ____________________ Q: Do female frogs croak? A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. _____________________________ Match Game was also a favorite of mine.

I'm just wondering if they still have it. I found it on Amazon also, but without asking, there is no way to confirm if the seller still has. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00...1027161-5727160

Maybe? http://www.mediawars.ne.jp/~mundo/collect/...e/h-parlan.html

Thank you for the answer bertrand. I was going to take a serious guess with drums, but I thought that was way off the mark. I would have never guessed vibes. I wonder if he was any good.

Congratulations Mr. Ayers!

Hank Mobley - Peckin' Time Lee Morgan - Tom Cat Booker Ervin - THe Song Book Pete LaRoca - Basra Harold Land - The Fox

I mastered both of these instruments as a young lad, and Morgan was my inspiration. The problem is, I have no idea which one Lee started to play first, and before the trumpet.

My apologies. One winking smiley comin' up.

Sad news. R.I.P. Chubby. Berigan posted this bio and interview a few days ago. http://www.organissimo.org/forum/index.php...?showtopic=4083

I bet this dude shaves with a Gillete Daisy. Obviously he spent some time on the board so you would think he could have come up with some better examples of us making asses ourselves. The press is cool, but it giving the correct name of the site would have been cooler.

I agree. Maren, please fell free to join the other thread.

How about butter?