His bumper sticker might say....
MY OTHER CAR IS A WAGON WITH AN OLD DOORLESS, ENGINELESS, PIECE OF SHIT CAMARO ON TOP OF IT, BUT IT"S PULLED BY A JACKASS INSTEAD OF A HORSE!
Too long?
"Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later."
(said through a Mr. Microphone of course.)
The picture reminds me of something Kramer might do, therefore the following caption is appropriate.
RUSTY!......,RUSTY!!!!
Seems a bit silly.
These days it seems as if the term classic rock, old school, or oldies, applies to any song or group that just dropped off the top 40 rotation.