RECIPE FOR A JAZZ ARGUMENT: Find a musician who is safely dead. Pronounce in the LOUDEST possible terms that this musician IS NOT GOD ALMIGHTY (for atheistical types, you can safely use Charlie Parker, Lester Young, or Coleman Hawkins). It helps your STREET CRED if you adopt a peculiar style of speaking (think too much whiskey and reefer voice). Tell a lot of WELL-WORN and SELF-CENTERED personal anecdotes to support your case. NAME-DROPPING is recommended. It helps if YOU are the HERO of all of these anecdotes. If the dead musician is black, and you are white, you might prefer to show how even as a nerdy nebbish kid, you were the MASTER of this musician. For the more advanced arguers, add in a side-argument that maintains that ANOTHER, VERY OBSCURE musician was MUCH BETTER, indeed, GREAT, than the dead musician. This other obscure musician preferably cut not more than 4 or 5 sides in his or her career, but expresses the TRUE POWER of the BLUES, JAZZ, COSMOS (your choice). Veteran arguers know that you can even make this musician someone who played ANOTHER INSTRUMENT! Will baffle your opponents. Your final product might involve some chest-bumping as to who is TOO WHITE. Beauty of this recipe is that it serves 1 to 1000. Afterwards, put on a record by the dead musician and ENJOY.