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Pink Floyd ANIMALS, I don't listen to it since it came out, better then I would expected after all these years.

Aha ! Battersea Power Station. :)

I lived there for a while ages ago, my ex-girlfriend had a room just in front of the Park. Nice place...and nice girl, black deep eyes and long long curls, sweet memories. I am going to spin some Van Morrison, just for her. No need to explain the choice to my wife. A small secret between me and the forum ;)

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I lived there for a while ages ago, my ex-girlfriend had a room just in front of the Park. Nice place...and nice girl, black deep eyes and long long curls, sweet memories. I am going to spin some Van Morrison, just for her. No need to explain the choice to my wife. A small secret between me and the forum ;)

Hopefully she isn't a secret jazzomaniac and logging into boards like this ! :D

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I lived there for a while ages ago, my ex-girlfriend had a room just in front of the Park. Nice place...and nice girl, black deep eyes and long long curls, sweet memories. I am going to spin some Van Morrison, just for her. No need to explain the choice to my wife. A small secret between me and the forum ;)

Hopefully she isn't a secret jazzomaniac and logging into boards like this ! :D

My secret is revealed... I loves you Porcy!

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I lived there for a while ages ago, my ex-girlfriend had a room just in front of the Park. Nice place...and nice girl, black deep eyes and long long curls, sweet memories. I am going to spin some Van Morrison, just for her. No need to explain the choice to my wife. A small secret between me and the forum ;)

Hopefully she isn't a secret jazzomaniac and logging into boards like this ! :D

My secret is revealed... I loves you Porcy!

Why this hawful nickname and why Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Thornton. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck d...well, maybe you're right, I spend too much time watching old movies and drinking wine, sorry 'bout that, sugar. Don't forget to buy the milk before coming home. And...overall I am not really upset that you're coming from Texas.

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Dude, chill... was just goofin'!

It happened I was looking at "FULL METAL JACKET" dvd last night, and I noted you're in Texas...so just a bad joke, my fault, sorry.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

BTW the same joke was used before in AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN where Former Marine drill instructor turned actor R. Lee Ermey coached Louis Gossett Jr. for his role as Sgt. Foley. Lee Ermey acted in FULL METAL JACKET as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. I don't remember wich state was in AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN, surely not Texas. I presume it's a standard procedure written in Marine Instructor Manual: mocking everyone who's coming from a "country" state.

Clifford is a nice name, tough I still prefer Sabina (my wife's name), and Thornton is the name of John Wayne's character in Ford's THE QUIET MAN, and I love John Ford's movies. So no bad jokes about your name. :)

...and don't forget the beers with the milk, darling :g

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