Spur-of-the-Moment Homespun Saying Corner

[JSngry]

"It took some doin', but the doin's been done."- said at the completeion of a longer than expected "sitting session", but appropos of most anything, I'd think.

[couw]

"Wie het kleine niet eert, is een grote lul."

[Rooster_Ties]

When you get right down to the rat killin'...

[Jazzmoose]

Seems to me if she was as sick as she says, the buzzard'd be grinnin...

[BERIGAN]

A friend of mine says to slow witted drivers..."Come on Nelly numb nut!!!" I don't know why, it just cracks me up...and I say it myself, and it keeps me from running them off the road!

[Spontooneous]

WARNING: RELIGIOUS REFERENCE AHEAD!

A favorite from the great Joe Bob Briggs:

"It's the greatest thing since sliced Jesus."

[Free For All]

"Gol-darn it Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore!"

Edited September 7, 2004 by Free For All

[BFrank]

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.''

POPLAR BLUFF, Mo. (Reuters) - President Bush offered an unexpected reason on Monday for cracking down on frivolous medical lawsuits

[wesbed]

Upon speaking of Bob, an odd sort of fellow, one of my Indiana relatives said, "Yeah, ol' Bob. He's about 10-foot out in the punkin' patch."

[Rooster_Ties]

Seems to me if she was as sick as she says, the buzzard'd be grinnin...

This one's still crackin' me up, even a day later.

[Man with the Golden Arm]

I recall as a kid that when moving furniture or large objects with Dad he would always say: "That's heavy enough to cut washers off yer bunghole!"

[Bright Moments]

one that has always stood me in good stead:

"be quick to listen, be slow to speak."

[Eric]

to describe a non-event:

"fart in a windstorm"