MoGrubb Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 He's lucky he didn't get his Pecker Cooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceH Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Keyword: "eventually." Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Great balls of....oh, nevermind; JimS already used that one in another genital thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Better than viagra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeweil Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 I can see lots of bikers riding with their legs crossed .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 I don't know whether this story is true or not, but the Metro, the paper in which it was reported, is a free paper which is made available in buses, NOT a reputable news source. Still, if it's not true, you're all witnessing the birth of new urban legend. MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B. Clugston Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Talk about a lightning rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownian Motion Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 I don't know whether this story is true or not, but the Metro, the paper in which it was reported, is a free paper which is made available in buses, NOT a reputable news source. Still, if it's not true, you're all witnessing the birth of new urban legend. MG These penis-in-jeopardy stories have become a regular feature in the news over the last decade. They always seem to occur in the Balkans, and they do not usually have happy endings, unless another animal is involved, in which case the other animal winds up happy. I'm not sure what conclusions we're all supposed to draw from these stories--unless it's something along the lines of "Balkan men are such stupid brutes that they don't even bother to protect that which after life itself they hold most dear". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 If I read the story correctly, if he'd been sporting a condom he'd be ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim McG Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 (edited) Pardon my cynicism....but did any of you guys scroll down and read any of the other "stories" on this page? This is total bullshit tabloid blog crap. The Onion has more credibility. Pay no attention to that meaningless blogger behind that article....I am the Great and Powerful Blogshitter Boy without a Conscience. Edited September 28, 2007 by GoodSpeak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Pardon my cynicism....but did any of you guys scroll down and read any of the other "stories" on this page? This is total bullshit tabloid blog crap. The Onion has more credibility. Pay no attention to that meaningless blogger behind that article....I am the Great and Powerful Blogshitter Boy without a Conscience. You're right, but in this instance, they picked up the story from the Metro. That's not a reputable news source, as I said earlier, but it's by no means in the same league as the Onion. MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJ Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Meanwhile, the dangers of infidelity in Thailand. Bangkok, Thailand - A 35-year-old Thai woman is reported missing and on the run with her husband's penis after cutting it off when she discovered husband's infidelity. Police Lt. Col. Kornwat Hunpradit said Pornbun Sinthusin, 35, came home in the capital of Bangkok Monday and found her husband, Ploeng Plaekratoke, in bed with another woman. The wife apparently drugged or intoxicated her husband before cutting off his penis with a sharp object., Kornwat said. The husband is now recuperating in intensive care following the ordeal. "We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there,'' Lt-Col Kornwat said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Meanwhile, the dangers of infidelity in Thailand. Bangkok, Thailand - A 35-year-old Thai woman is reported missing and on the run with her husband's penis after cutting it off when she discovered husband's infidelity. Police Lt. Col. Kornwat Hunpradit said Pornbun Sinthusin, 35, came home in the capital of Bangkok Monday and found her husband, Ploeng Plaekratoke, in bed with another woman. The wife apparently drugged or intoxicated her husband before cutting off his penis with a sharp object., Kornwat said. The husband is now recuperating in intensive care following the ordeal. "We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there,'' Lt-Col Kornwat said. One wonders what she did to the other woman... MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 that woman's a fanatical dick-taker - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkertown Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 What's that smell? Oooohhh.... Burnt Weenie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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