Christiern Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Here's a link to the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 He had the correct tool to wipe up the blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Where do we send contributions? Attempts to better society should not go unrewarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 The Miami Beach Hooker in question: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasstrack Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 His next pitch should be the resurrection of his career. Maybe a power tour with Marv Alpert? They could have biting matches with the audience like Andy Kaufman............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted March 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Let me absorb that, Joel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 contributions? 1-800-800-8000; act now and we'll throw in the hooker - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Vince who? I've never heard of him.That's pretty fucked up.She's real cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldB3 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 1K for a hooker? does this mean the stimulus package is working? Who kisses a hooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robviti Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Shlomi told police he paid Harris about $1,000 and that that when he kissed her, she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched her several times until she released his tongue. WOW! What a sham! His story doesn't make any sense. Her alleged assault is a defensive behavior. ...Who kisses a hooker? are you afraid of a disease, or do you think prostitutes are unworthy of kissing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldB3 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Shlomi told police he paid Harris about $1,000 and that that when he kissed her, she "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched her several times until she released his tongue. WOW! What a sham! His story doesn't make any sense. Her alleged assault is a defensive behavior. ...Who kisses a hooker? are you afraid of a disease, or do you think prostitutes are unworthy of kissing? not that I know first hand but I thought it was a known rule that they don't kiss. Line of intimacy and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 hey for the amount of money I pay - I mean HE paid - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownian Motion Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 The Miami Beach Hooker in question: In that 2nd photo she looks like the cat that swallowed the canary. I think there is more to this story than is revealed here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasstrack Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Let me absorb that, Joel. Just don't, er, bite off more than you can chew, Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasstrack Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 The Miami Beach Hooker in question: In that 2nd photo she looks like the cat that swallowed the canary. I think there is more to this story than is revealed here. I thought 'swallowing the canary' was what she got the grand for.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 The Miami Beach Hooker in question: In that 2nd photo she looks like the cat that swallowed the canary. I think there is more to this story than is revealed here. From the smokinggun article: (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). So those are not the mug shots from this incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 So she could be a lot farther along in the descent by now; I'd hold off on the 'shes cute', 7/4. And I'm with WorldB3; what self-respecting hooker kisses her clients? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Does this mean he'll have a lisp in his next infomercial? (Come to think of it, didn't he kind of already?) And ... $1,000?! Really? ... This gives a whole new meaning to the term "inflation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 and economic stimulus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 So she could be a lot farther along in the descent by now; I'd hold off on the 'shes cute', 7/4. Well then she's cute in the first photo, a little beat up in the second and we have no idea what she looks like now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.D. Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 I never heard of the dude (thank God; there are definite benefits to not watching TV), but he's lucky not to have gotten uh, more than his tongue bitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 So she could be a lot farther along in the descent by now; I'd hold off on the 'shes cute', 7/4. Well then she's cute in the first photo, a little beat up in the second and we have no idea what she looks like now. Well, there's no doubt that Mr. ShamWow has better taste in hookers than, say, Hugh Grant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 So she could be a lot farther along in the descent by now; I'd hold off on the 'shes cute', 7/4. Well then she's cute in the first photo, a little beat up in the second and we have no idea what she looks like now. Well, there's no doubt that Mr. ShamWow has better taste in hookers than, say, Hugh Grant... Ouch. ... Well, as far as who got busted with the prettiest hooker, I'm thinking Spitzer is the front-runner out of the gate. Course, he did pay a pretty high price. BTW, I think there's something to the comment above that there's no kissing in hooker-ville. And maybe that's why the tongue got bitten to begin with. He probably violated the no-french kissing hooker etiquette and ... chomp! (I just spent way too much time writing in a thread about Mr. ShamWow and his hooker.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 there's no kissing in hooker-ville..... ....Mighty Shlomi has Struck Out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 You. Are. Sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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