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3 hours ago, Ken Dryden said:

 

 

Woman to her husband’s psychiatrist: My husband thinks he’s a refrigerator.

Doctor: You shouldn’t worry, that seems harmless.

Woman: But he sleeps with his mouth open and the little light keeps me awake.

 

 

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It's their jokes!

Google a joke and often enough you can find it's source. Maybe not who actually wrote it, but that's another story, sometimes...

Wendy Liebman has been around a whole. Janine DiTullio had too, but an old guy like me wouldn't know that, maybe? At some point... can't, so don't.

Anyway, comedy has been a hobby of mine for a while now, so I like knowing whose work it is.

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On 3/5/2022 at 4:20 PM, GA Russell said:

I like to watch TV with my neighbors. 

They have cable and a big screen TV, and I have binoculars.

You must be a lipreader, or they play the TV very loud and your homes are very close...

The meanest man in a town died. The family was unable to get any pastor to speak at the funeral service, so they finally asked the rabbi, who agreed to do it. He began his eulogy with, "His brother was worse..."

True story: There was a hated Hollywood mogul who died (Louis Mayer?) and there was a large turnout for his funeral. One person who attended said, "Everyone wanted to make sure that he was dead." Red Skelton had an idea about what caused the large crowd for the service: "You know the old Hollywood axiom: Give the people what they want and they'll turn out!"

 

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