AllenLowe

you need better headphones - are you covering both ears?

by the way, COUW, bad idea on that method of de-crackling - listen through headphones and you'll likely hear some real distortion -

and I wish he'd stop calling me -

well, I'm just tired of his borrowing money from me -

actually a lot of de-clicking can be done by hand, VERY CAREFULLY, by editing the wave form - I have yet to hear an inexpensive program that does this automatically without degredation of sound - I do think 16 bit diting can be done without any loss, if the converters are good, and I have done a number of CD projects for companies working from LP originals -

please don't advocate for Russell - it is a complete work of fiction - I knew a few musicians mentioned in that book and they, without exception, held it in nothing but contempt -

I hope he's not still trying to pass himself off as Clementine to impress chicks -

I hope he's not still involved in those diet supplement pyramid schemes -

I hope he's not voting for Konrad Adenauer again -

I hope he's not swindling helpless old ladies again -

I hope he's not on drugs again -

I am worried about couw - haven't heard from in awhile - I hope he's not drinking again -

told you it was spam -

thank you, Impossible, for understanding Francis's point - and making more sense than anybody else here (including myself) -

couw! wake up! are you ok?

I actually thought the original post was spam in disguise - and this is borne out by the fact that he has not responded at all to anything here -

couw! wake up! you might actually hear something other than your own voice -

personally I like Joe Puma - he played a solo piece at Bill Evans' funeral that was the most beautiful thing I ever heard -

why doesn't couw tell us his real name?

hey Dave - let's get together in Portland - will email you privately later -

why doesn't couw like me? why does couw always disagree with me? what have I done wrong? Have I been rude? How rude have I been? Was I only kidding? does couw have a sense of humor? why is he not laughing?

what is the meaning of Stonehenge? if you can put a sieve in water, why can't you put water in a sieve? why were there only Three Sounds? Three Stooges? A modern Jazz Quartet? four horseman of the apocalpyse? a fifth of scotch? 7 wonders? 3 men in the tub? 16 clowns in the car?

yes - I am tired of answering all these questions - it is now time to ASK!

what are the changes to Stardust? how many dozen are there in a gross? Who does Ken Burns's hair? why doesn't Larry Kart post anymore? Why do birds sing? how many measures in a 12 bar blues?

and why do birds sing? what is the square route of 187? is there life on other planets? Do monkey's understand language? Is Clementine really Profesor Irwin Corey? How many toes does an aardvark have?