Brought back painful memories of lugging my alto on the bus to school 30 years ago. In fact, it brings back a few painful memories of playing the thing - school concerts where you had to wait around backstage for hours while the cool kids played Bowie's "Let's Dance" on repeat, wearing a dicky bow, playing hokey shit in the concert band with 70 bar rests aplenty, compulsory membership of the school choir with 2 months of rehearsals for a Carol concert, being forced to join a marching band and go to all-day brass band competitions etc etc
Seems they may be doing the boy a favour!