Man, that reminds me: years ago, there was a great web-page called “Sascha Konietzko is a Big Fat Whiner.” It collected various “statements” from the band about why the new album isn’t out yet, why they’re breaking up, stuff like that. One quote I remember was something like “Two kids ollie-grinded outside the studio, which racked Sascha’s nerves. Therefore, production on the new album has ceased and the band is no more.”
I wish that site was still up. I had no idea who KMFDM was at the time, but I still laughed my ass off!