and the answer is: you wouldn't even know your dick was being sucked. Which brings us to the observation that even when driven purely by logic, "you have to admit to yourself that you just don't know..."
All I know is that I don't like the guy's tone. What I also know is that all the points of critique you list that people raise both against Miles and Pres, are scuffed off as unimportant by their proponents because of the emotional impact these guys have. With other players, these points of critique are judged valid, with these two they are not. That's strange, but understandable. It is in the FEEWING and maybe that's why we shouldn't judge it with logic. On the other hand it does all seem to fit with these guys. I don't hear it fit when Miles is concerned, but I do hear it in Pres. So in spite of all the criticism that may be raised based on logical observations, they seem to have found a logic entirely of their own and valid within itself.