Reminds me of the song that Homer Simpson sang:
(to the tune of "Do-Re-Mi" from the Sound of Music)
Dough- the stuff that buys my beer,
Ray- the guy who sells me beer,
Me- the guy who drinks my beer,
Fa- the distance to my beer,
So- I'll have another beer,
La- ....... la, la, la, la, la, la,
Tea- no thanks, I'll have a beer,
And that wil bring us back to... Doh!