I monitored this thread, while at work, all day long. It was 'fun' but you ain't missing nothing, for sure.
What?
I don't know about you, but I was laughing my ass off.
Oh, me too.
But, to go back and re-read this stuff, if you weren't involved with it's day-long evolution... may not be the most entertaining way to spend your time.
But, yes, I was laughing too. This thread made my work day pass oh-so-much quicker.