...and who wouldn't be???
Oh, you might be surprised...
http://www.deardiary.net/show/diaries/124074/1107129600
http://www.averyant.com/AverysSavoryJournal.html
http://www.livejournal.com/users/ashliebear13/
http://www.winglin.net/fanfic/standthere/chapter_9.shtml
http://members.tgforum.com/sthomas/may02.htm
Tip o'the iceberg, I suspect....
"Doctor, doctor I have this green leafy thing sticking out of my bum...is it serious?"
"Well, unfortunately, it's just the tip of the iceberg"
sorry