Balding, middle-aged overweight white guys?
Last I heard (not that I keep tabs or anything ), she's dating Common, who is Black, buffed and rich, so you'll definitely have to raise your game.
Damn...this is going to take some serious work...
Believe me, I can relate. It was just past 8 1/2 for me, and like a damned fool, I gave in. Now I've got to go through it all over again. Maybe it was nostalgia for that morning coughing bout...
I was shocked to see all the "never heard of it" comments from supposed music fans. Then I went to the site and entered my birthday. You guessed it, it was a song that (thankfully!) I've never heard of: April Love by Pat Boone.