Jazzmoose

Next they'll send for this guy...

Strange...I've always reached for the impact wrench.

Any Bay Area resident remember that idiot who did the Giants games for a few years? If you were there, you know who I mean. I want to say it was Ron Fairly, but I'm not sure. The guy who made such classic calls as the one when the outfielder's head hit the fence and then rolled back into the infield...

Yeah, he was a hoot!

If the guy is no longer a registered user, then eBay (and, I assume, PayPal) are out of it completely. Once someone is kicked off eBay (and make no mistake, if they have the "no longer a registered user" tag, they were kicked out!), the whole thing is over as far as eBay is concerned. Any attempt to complete the deal is asking for trouble. Be thankful you had the protection from the CC company and move on!

And doesn't THAT make me sound old that I would think eighties valley speak is current!

Omigod, dude; like, we're over thirty, you know? We're supposed to, like, you know, keep our eyes closed!

Normally that's true, but if you take massive doses of Vitamin C, take zinc and echinacea, soak in HOT water at least twice a day and of course drink plenty of fluids, you can easily cut that down to fourteen days.

I don't really follow sports anymore, so I don't even know who still works and who doesn't, so think of this is an "all time" thing... LOVE Vin Scully. I don't care if he's talking about baseball, or just three hours of Farmer John's Pure Pork Sausage, nothing says summer like Vin Scully. Lon Simmons. Would be my favorite, and his dry humor makes it close, but damn it, there's Vin Scully... Howard Cosell. Yeah, I know. But even dead, I bet he'd be entertaining. HATE Brent Mussberger. Pompous ass kissing piece of shit dork. Just makes my skin crawl. Dick Vitale. Sorry, I guess I just don't get it. Personally, I would be embarrassed to be him.

I'll go with "What do you get when you cross Joe Henderson's thing with Mel Torme's nuts?", Alex!

I must admit, I've been starting to get interested lately, so this thread is particularly timely for me. Just a dabbler at this point, and I know next to nothing, so thanks for the tips!

Surely the music industry will still be needed (if that is the right term) to give the public the Britneys, Christinas and boy bands that they crave...

Wow...so even musicians have to bullshit to get dates? Another illusion shattered...

Yeah, we're experts. First, get yourself some salty snack foods...

Bad News Beers

Dr. Strangeglove, or How I Stopped Being a Black Male Teenager and Learned to Love Being a Neutered Caucasian

The Creature from the Blues Magoo

Yeah, that's where I usually go!

Wow. It's amazing how fast kids get over these injuries, isn't it?

Diary of a Mad Fishwife

World's Fastest Pakistani

So not all of the reviews are positive...

Promise? I'll bet not. Seventh times the charm...

You know, now that you mention it...