Jazzmoose

I have to agree with Dan here. I'd like to see a study of the process in this country.

Actually, I quit using it because it seemed more dangerous. I only used coke three times, and after the third time, I had steady cravings for a week, and occasional cravings for a year. Hell, not even cigarettes were that bad! Never again. Of course, these days, the only drug I seem to abuse is caffeine...

We have another entry in the "post of the year" competition, folks...

Two points: First, this is just wrong. Taking the law into your own hands is always the wrong way to approach a situation. The audacity of the jammer to put his own rights ahead of that of the cell phone user is nothing short of meglomania. Second, the article gives absolutely no information on how I can get one of these devices.

After a while you're not having sex without coke...and at the end the abuse will turn on in erection's problems. Ouch...guess I made the right move in giving that one up.

Jude Law Peter Lawford Ford Prefect

Nah, I can't say that...and I need to apologize to Noj for even thinking it!

If you're not having sex while you're doing coke, I'd say you're wasting your time anyway...

Sometimes life just works!

Milton Friedman John Maynard Keynes John Kenneth Galbraith

Hope you disabled vibration alarm ... Reminds me of a story told to me by a friend who works in a call center. A woman in Hawaii called up and demanded that her phone be exchanged because it was possessed by a demon! It would dance across the table at will. You can guess what the problem was...

No. Like the comedian said (can't remember which one), the main effect of cocaine is to make you want more cocaine.

Colonel Potter Father Mulcahey Radar O'Reilly

Great...a week from now we'll be wondering what you were smoking!

One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven. God approaches and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.

I was with a group of people the other day who were talking about how stupid people were to be living in that area in California. You know, just like the group of people I knew in California were talking about them two years ago. Apparently Guy has the only safe house in the world...

Truly a dog worthy of the Vice President...

That play had everything but the Stanford band...

I feel his pain...

Get a pair of overalls and sew a stuffed animal sheep to your crotch.

Mr. Burns Smithers Homer Simpson

That one has been on my "to read" shelf for almost three years now. Someday...

That's not a fair comparison. Here we are talking about it on this site, but you rarely see jazz discussion on the Dumbledore is Gay forums...

Oh, come on; that sheep was asking for it...