Things like this make me wish I knew my way around photoshop...I'm picturing Bonds in a "Beagle Boys" type prison outfit with an asterisk instead of a number...
Just over 100mph on the San Mateo Bridge around three in the morning with no traffic in a car; about 105mph on my bike on the interstate down here in LA. Fortunately, top speed for both vehicles...
Um...don't force anything into a toy.
Don't force a toy into anyone.
No, only interaction between a consenting toy and a consenting player should be attempted. And even then, lubrication is a must.
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Motley Crue
Spinal Tap
Blue Oyster Cult
Heavy metal acts with weirdly placed umlauts in their names...
Mercury Morris
Iron Man
Mark Fuhrman (dirty copper)
Heavy metal...uh...yeah.
Oh yeah, but unlike Jeopardy, I think the new one was better. By the way, there's a clip of the old one on YouTube that features Jayne and an "up and coming" Orson Bean...
Not to be too cruel, but isn't being the "world's best mime" kind of like being the "world's biggest wanker"? I mean, some things should be done in private...