Jazzmoose

We did. I have no idea how to search for it, Don & Ho are too short for the search engine. Try Tiny...oh, never mind.

Shouldn't this post be in the Hammond Zone?

Bizarro Superman Mr. Mxyzptlk Braniac

His doctor said it was the caffeine. So he shot him.

Frank "Home Run" Baker James Cook Friar Tuck

Thank you, Jazzmoose. I am arguing that there isn't sufficient proof he used steroids. Secondly, I am arguing that steroids create muscle mass, not HR hitters. Thirdly, I am arguing that even if true, steroids or strength do not compensate for vision, timing and skill. Hence, HRs are not the automatic result of their use. Lastly, [and why this is such a hard sell, I will never know] all of us are accorded the same constitutional privilege as a Barry Bonds: The right to a fair trial and a right to have his case heard by a court of law...and not by tried in the court of public opinion. Our laws require hard evidence, not innuendo or supposition. To assume less, even for Bonds, is to undermine the very rights we all covet for ourselves. I simply cannot make it any more plain then that. Hmm. Well, I'm with you on two all the way. And three should be obvious to anyone who has seen Hank Aaron. And I understand your 'lastly' point, and hear where you're coming from. But it's always fun to speculate and discuss things, and as far as speculating and discussing, your "one" is full of shit. But have fun!

Alex Chilton Johann Sebastian Bach Topper ...a bit of a stretch, I'll admit.

Ahem. Anyway... John Deere Farmer Brown Vin Scully

I do the same to mollusks and sea urchins, but that's just me being an asshole...

Whoa...wait a minute. Now, no one enjoys a good game of "push Dan's button" more than I do, but is this guy seriously arguing that Bonds doesn't use steroids, or that there's any doubt?

Heck, I'd rather meet Typhoid Mary than the President of the United States...

Betcherass!

Awesome. Absolutely awesome.

Quick; somebody call 7/4...

Just taking a guess here, but I think it is a little easier to generate speed while swinging a long thin tubular piece of lightweight metal that flexes with your arms entended than a bat made of wood hanging over your shoulders. I don't think you can compare the two games so directly. Beyond that, there's also the fact of massive technological improvements in golf club construction, all designed to allow anyone, large or small, to 'grip it and rip it' 250-300 yards. It is a completely false argument from someone who specializes in them. Same can be said for the baseball equipment. WHAT???? Nothing of any significance whatsoever has changed in the manufacture of wood bats. There is no question whatsoever that golf clubs have changed dramatically in the past 10-15 years. The baseball is juiced up, most players use batting gloves with some sort of sticky substance [no, not pine tar] witch aids in the swinging of the bat, the technology in footwear has advanced all of which aid the batter. Are you serious, or is my sarcasm meter broken?

HELL yeah!

Wow...people still take used CDs to stores? With eBay around?? Bizarre...

Holy shit...

No, but he averaged 40 per 162 games. 20th lifetime in HR per AB. His 462 is 30th on the total HR list. Hardly an example that helps your case. Not only is it a poor example for his "case" (which is nonexistent) but Canseco is the poster boy for how, in a no testing system, steroids can keep you in the league for 17 seasons. With a .266 career batting average and a severe defensive liability, only Canseco's steroid-fueled ability to hit taters made him a major leaguer. Hey, if Dave Kingman could hang around as long as he did in the pre-steroid era, I don't see where this is much of an argument...

I don't think that word means what you think it means...

This isn't a link to the Organissimo Forums, is it?

Buck Henry Fawn Hall Dear Abby

I'll be damned if I can figure out what they do other than make you grin like a fool. Are they supposed to make it harder? Longer? Grow an extra one?

Duh?

Great stuff! As to the original poll, can any full length infomercial be as nauseating as the short commercial of Bob with his natural male enhancement?