Jazzmoose

Did someone mention a payroll?

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I just can't imagine living with someone who doesn't like cats.

Very little; that's the stuff that's still available...

Homemade fajitas. Which apparently is the only kind I'm going to get down here. How a city in the state next to Texas can have absolutely no clue about Mexican cuisine is beyond me. You know who has the best Mexican food in Alexandria? Friggin' Taco Bell. Seriously. This move is NOT working out...

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Here's my favorite.

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I agree. The ones that wiggle and get indignant are fun to watch!

Hmmm...I wonder if I can find that tape of my cousin and I jamming on washboard and tub...

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Darn...so much for that theory!

That or some religious order in Pennsylvania...

Wow. Glad they waited until I moved. (Though I'd agree with Chuck IF they promised not to rebuild them...)

Well, frankly, it seems to me that you guys need a nonmusician here to figure this out. What makes a song a standard is more than just musicians playing it a lot, it's got to be well known by much of the public. The listening public is not just divided between "race music" and popular adaptions thereof anymore. The music has been split along generational lines ever since Rock and Roll became big, and the fractures have continued, until even the bland "top ten" pop we all love to ridicule is only heard by a minority of the public. Fittingly enough, the only songs that are considered "standards" reached that status prior to the splintering. There simply can't be any "standards" any more on the level of Porter, Rodgers & Hart, etc. tunes, because no music reaches a wide enough audience to become a standard. In other words, it ain't you guys; it's us...

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Shoulda took out the quaters at the time and gave the tipper change...

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