Jazzmoose

Plato Aristotle Jackie Onassis

Good points, kinuta! I'd forgotten how much the teethbrushing and exercise helped!

Just curious...

Norton Buffalo Buffalo Bill Cody Jarrett

wonder if he tap-danced for them. Just like a 19thCentury Michael Flatulently. My god...I'm out of my league here!!

He uh...led a group of barbarians back during the Great Potato Famine...

Kermit the Frog Mack the Knife Reverend William Archibald Spooner

Oh, yeah! I didn't know there was a Criterion, though; I ought to check it out! Strange, but I only have one Criterion as well, Berigan, though mine is Peeping Tom, a bit different from My Man Godfrey!

So who's Charles Kennedy and why does he look like Conan O'Brien?

Not to get all serious, but maybe he loves her and doesn't give a shit what his friends think...

Okay, here's my take, because I defintely disagree with some of the advice you've received here. The thing is, these pronouncements that there is only one way to do it are wrong, wrong, wrong. There are many ways to quit; you have to find the one that works for you. First of all, you're not going to make it, not in your present state. Unless you WANT TO QUIT, you're wasting your time. If you really want to, it's easy. Not painless, but easy. Second, as Yoda said about the force, there is no try. Either quit or don't. You don't "try to quit". If you're putting your lighter and ash trays away "just in case", you're not quiting, you're just jacking off. Third, this is a serious lifestyle change, and you need to make it as easy as possible when you do quit. Dad gets grumpy when you don't have ciggies for him? Tell him "sorry, Dad; I won't be seeing you for about three months." Same with your friends who smoke, the areas where you normally smoke, the activities you associate with smoking, etc. I had to quit hanging with friends for three months, quit drinking for three months, even give up my morning cup of coffee for a month (that was tough; I loved that first cigarette and cupa joe!!) It's not like you're saying adios forever, just until you're off the drug. Now, as to how, I disagree with Lon's advice, as for me, substitution worked fine. What substitution does is this: it seperates the smoking habit from the nicotine addiction. I went with Nicorette gum (I wouldn't use that patch either; don't see how it can possibly work as it's completely passive. Yet, for some it has.) By using nicotine gum, I was able to work on giving up my smoking habit without having to deal with my drug addiction at the same time. At first, screw the instructions; whenever a craving hits, pop that gum! Once you get used to the idea of not hitting the smoking area, not having a ciggie after your meal, etc., THEN you can start tapering off the gum until you're weaned off the nicotine. The gum isn't the only way to do it, it's just the way that worked for me. I don't know if it will work for you or not. But before you start, whichever approach you decide to go with, you've got to WANT to quit and you've got to get that "try" word out of your head. Good luck!

It would be nice to hear these without the "snap crackle pop" of my beat to hell LPs...

And mine told me to go play in the street. There you have it!

So do they 100% guarantee that it's used, or guarantee that it's used 100%?

Get thee to a nunnery!

Elvis Costello Lou Costello Bud Abbott

As Lon would say,

King George the III Paul Revere Mark Lindsay

Colonel Mustard Colonel Sanders Allen Lowe

Oh, great...now ya gotta get a room for a date with a chicken?

Ralph Kramden Ed Norton Emperor Norton

Yeah, but ya gotta admit, this is a good scam. Most scams seem to depend on the victims greed, this one depends on the victim being willing to do a good deed.

Don't do it, Berigan...the chicken will pay more!

A few links to study... Fake Check Scams More on same Uh...you get the idea...

Oops...sorry; I see you've already received the check. I would advise you not to cash it, or if you've already deposited it, don't send any money (or the goods) to anyone. Contact your bank immediately. Above all DON'T SEND ANY MONEY TO THE CONMAN!