Jazzmoose

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I picked up Absalom, Absalom yesterday, but chickened out and grabbed Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintainence instead. Just don't ask me why they were next to each other on the shelf...

Why of course not; it would make me a bigamist!

I think they were talking about the January and March issues of Lesbian Monthly; it came as quite a shock to the fiance, but as he said in the interview, "Hell, I'll give it a go."

Oh. Okay. I was looking for some deep meaning and got bit.

I was desperately looking for Pat Metheny's Speaking of Now for about a week, but I finally found it in a generic jewel case in the bedroom.

QUOTE (Dan Gould @ Apr 30 2005, 10:07 AM) Archibald Cox Archibald "Moonlight" Graham W.P. Kinsella Cinderfella The Geisha Boy The Nutty Professor Help, Jim; am I missing the obvious? What's the connection between Kinsella and Jerry Lewis characters?

Auction time!

Hmmm...I thought for sure number two would be number one... 1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) 2. Secular Humanism (91%) 3. Liberal Quakers (86%) 4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%) 5. Theravada Buddhism (75%) 6. Nontheist (69%) 7. Bahá'í Faith (66%) 8. Neo-Pagan (60%) 9. Taoism (56%) 10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (55%) Tom, maybe you'd better tell me a little more about this Unitarianism stuff...

Luke Cox Mark Egan Matthew Shipp

Larry Bird Magic Johnson Peter Johnson

So you're insinuating that Katie Holmes is not a Scientologist?

Hey, don't blame me...I've never seen it sober!

Bela Lugosi Boris Karloff Kenny G

Groan!!!!!

Of course, on the other hand, now you will be the one stifling the gag... Those of you who quit: do you remember that day when your smell seems to come rushing back but your 'filters' haven't clicked in and you realize that the planet actually stinks?

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Damn; busted...

According to my wife, that's no mistake: a burrito is a weapon, particularly if it includes beans.

What a couple of maroons!

That's kind of scary if you think about it...

Everyone else is drooling over the pictures, and I'm drooling over Lon's avatar. You bring back too many memories, man...

Sure it does. We tried those, and they didn't last for shit. Maybe we do have weird wiring...

It's about this long, and about that wide...