Every time I even think of an Apple product, I feel like I'm being asked to join a religion, not buy a computer. And I'm sure y'all know how I feel about those...
In all honesty, I never thought of "a swat on the bottom" and "corporal punishment" as at all the same thing. One's an attention getter; the other is pain inflicted. I don't think anyone who's been on the receiving end is likely to confuse the two...