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When the well runs dry, we know the value of water. Benjamin Franklin You don't miss your water 'til the well runs dry

The greatest record nobody's ever heard, perhaps.

Lester Young Bobby Scott A Taste Of Honey

http://users.skynet.be/pdauwe/ursula_martinez.wmv

Suzy Solar Jim Atomic Wendy Woo

Pretty much how I feel about it. A lot of the material just ain't too happening. True, it all swings, but that crew could play "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" and make it groove like a mofo, so...

It should be coming to my mailbox in a few days. Ordered & Shipped from the Dutty Battids.

LTB & I will be in (she's a fan too) for as much as we can afford.

David Schwimmer The Pool Guy Minnesota Fats

Eddie Harris Lee Konitz Sonny Stitts

Taquitos on the house!

The King of Jazz The King of Swing The King of Queens

If the perfect co-dependent couple can't make a go of it in this world, what hope do the rest of us have?

Ond of the first things I thought of, actually. But I don't thiink that it would be weizen's thing...

Nippy Jones Mrs. Jones Me

Mr. Blackwell Mrs. Fields Famous Amos

And younger than Bird. Not that that's relevant.

Jocko Conlan Joe Cronin Erika Moen

Bobby Bradford Mr. B Whitney Blake

Nobody heard this?

You hear this one, clem? http://www.organissimo.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=29476

Fair enough. Then again, I can't think of anything that nobody's going to like. It just creeps me out, that's all I'm saying. It's kinda like, you know, I loved my old man, but I wouldn't want to dress up like him and talk like him and walk down the street "paying tribute" to him. That's just too weird. What would be the point - to meet my mother so I could marry her and father myself? Even weirder still would be if I did that with my grandfather. I so don't want to marry my grandmother and father my father. Number one - my grandmother's already dead, my father's already dead, and I'm not dead, last time I checked. Number two - I'd rather have kids of my own than to have kids that have already born, lived, and died. I guess it makes for good "entertainment" at some level, and lord knows I can be entertained by some pretty twisted shit, but necrophilliac incest ain't one of them. Then again, I can't think of anything that nobody's going to like. All I'm saying is that the less you think about this kind of thing, the less twisted it's liable to appear. But if you can think about in a serious way that doesn't eventually become twisted in some form or fashion at some point, hey, more power to you. I'm not able. Wilber's a known "re-creationist", but he's done some things that are at least slightly different. Allen's been the subject of a similar discussion here a while back. Suffice it to say that if I ever see him coming my way down the sidewalk, I'm crossing the street just to be safe. The other two guys here I know nothing about, and there's nothing here to induce me to change that. It's all "good" and "clever" and "fun" and all that, but I got creeped out from the git-go, and there's a reason for that. I've explained that reason, have said my piece, and will let it drop now. Just my personal opinion, strong though it may be, nothing more.

So - I'm going to offer up a harmeless demonstration of mechanical proficiency that nobody's going to be fooled by. The point being?

Frederick (of Hollywood) Nudie Yves St. Laraunt

Be careful what you ask for...