Yeah, look at her looking at us, thinking that every straight guy who sees that picture is wanting to fuck her. She just knows that all guys think with their dick.
Guess what, babe, no matter how gorgeous you are, it takes more than that to give me a hardon. I look into your eyes, and I see a bitch, nothing more. And the eyes don't lie.
I look into my wife's eyes and see a universe of love and infinite possibilities. Once again, the eyes don't lie. That gets my dick hard.
You lose, Naomi. It ain't even close.