MoGrubb

What's so odd/funny about an aluminum Christmas tree? My tree is made of some kinda green metal, looks OK. I mean, a real tree would be nicer, of course, but I might get busted chopping one down out back on Fort Bragg, and I ain't about to pay $30+ plus for a temporary tree.

You big thilly.

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I'm using IE, no problem here. But I agree with Chuck, prolly the mods' pranking around.

Sure is a cute little tyke.

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I understand 'not wishing good luck,' but, Why "Break a leg?"

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It's almost hot outside, particularly on asphalt parking lots.

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Poor Liza, hope she's alright. She's a trooper.

I haven't been able to read stuff like that lately, it's too "personal."

I'd have told officer scrooge "Up yer ass." 'Course then I'd be in the pokey.

Suicide couldn't be right, even if true, for collecting insurance. The last I heard insurance companies don't pay out on suicide.

Thinking "What a great and fun way to lose weight and to exercise," riding the thing in front of the TV, I got an exercise bike. TV didn't help at all, it's still boring boring boring; ya gotta ride outdoors. And around here people try to run you off the road and throw stuff at you. I thought about packing my .357, but that'd probably arrest me or something if I shot one of the merry pranksters.

Pictures, pictures especially if you look like Emma Please! Those tight leather pants.... uh, look very nice, apeeling even.

It's already a sunny 76; supposed to reach 81 tomorrow. I wish it'd rain. We're in the midst of a serious drought.

Me? I can be a tad Maj Frank Burns if I don't watch it.

I got the drift that the complainants were just being paranoid assholes, that the music wasn't loud enough to disturb a fly.

Vinyl might be a collectible if it's got some age on it, say 40 or 50 years. I probably(tsk) won't live long enough for it to be a "true" collectible. However, if the recording floats my boat I'd probably get a cd.

What would I have done? Never ever again have bought blueberry yogurt.

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I think it's particularly noteworthy to mention that a Muslim helped out. It's good PR by showing (the world) and setting an example that we all can get along, band together against a common enemy, crime. In these times we can use all the help we can get.

Unfucking believable, a guy getting busted for blowing his flute on a street corner... At least this cloud has a silver lining.