Oh, I think this calls for a full-scale NCAA investigation!
Why I bet he was taking PEDs, too.
Vacate all wins since the Coronation of Charlemagne, eliminate scholarships for anybody who wears blue and gold clothing, PEDs investigations right down to the towel boy culminating with a years long chest pounding diatribe in the media about how Te'o should never play a down of football ever again!
That'll teach 'em.