andybleaden Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Grumplestilkskin in one....sounds like a night out in the UK! Of course we English would have ask him for a chance of reply over a duel the next day but you cannot export such manners it seems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Grumplestilkskin in one....sounds like a night out in the UK! Of course we English would have ask him for a chance of reply over a duel the next day but you cannot export such manners it seems Thought that was the frogs. (Apologies to all our Francophone friends ) MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Grumplestilkskin in one....sounds like a night out in the UK! Of course we English would have ask him for a chance of reply over a duel the next day but you cannot export such manners it seems Thought that was the frogs. (Apologies to all our Francophone friends ) MG I thought Frogs were English cds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 I'm not going to bother to apologize for anything past or future, I'm just an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 I'll never forgive any of you bastards. This is completely out of line! I'll have you know that my father had every intention of marrying my mother, but the line at city hall was so darn long... Ahem... Never mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybleaden Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Grumplestilkskin in one....sounds like a night out in the UK! Of course we English would have ask him for a chance of reply over a duel the next day but you cannot export such manners it seems Thought that was the frogs. (Apologies to all our Francophone friends ) MG Absolutely not. English duelists : fine upstanding fellows, up at the crack of dawn , down a pint of champagne before we do the deed, ten paces , may the best man win, must come back to my place after for a pint of sherry, would you like to marry my sister sort of chaps French duelists : nasty angry sort of republican fellow, quick to fly off the handle, might be sober enough to hurt someone; the grudge will stay with the family and the grandchildren; not even the decency to stand still sort of scoundrels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jostber Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Are there any jazz songs about Pasta? Here is a jazz vocalist making pasta with the help from his dog that is having his birthday. It looks good to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Menace Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 My not-so-fellow Americans, I apologize for caring too much!!! I apologize for caring too much about the state of jazz!!! The state of democracy!!! The state of Achtung Dr. Freud's mental health!!! The state of Kentucky!!! (Definitely the state of Kentucky.) The state of Weizen's golf game!!! The state of Jim Sangrey's post count!!! The state of the AL East division race!!! The state of Alex and Cindy Rodriguez's marriage!!! The state of Allen Lowe's wisecrack bag!!! The state of the postal service that will soon be delivering the new Organissimo CD to my comradely abode!!! The state of the John McCain campaign!!! The "state of the state" address that my governor will be delivering in January 2009!!! The state of my holiday drinking!!! And now back to my holiday drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 After seeing this posted a moment ago: this was just sent me by 7/4: WRITER ARRESTED FOR CUTE PUPPY INSULT Lawrence Kart, former writer for Downbeat and the Chicago Tribune, was arrested today by homeland security forces and charged with making threats against cute puppies. Florida Homeland Security, notified of the incident by a "D. Gould," notified the Chicago branch, who took Kart into custody this morning and charged him with a breach of American tradition. "Mr. Kart should know by now that we take this stuff seriously," said Detective Effron of the local Red Squad. "And we would like to issue a public thank you to Mr. Gould, whoever he is; of late he has turned in not only this fugitive jazz writer, but has given us useful tips about a dangerous guy in Maine, a sinister 'foreigner' living on Central Park West, and a bunch of other bad guys who seem to frequent a subversive website about jazz and make negative comments about America, Dick Cheney, and Scott Hamilton. For his trouble, we are giving Mr. Gould a free subscription to the New York Post." Gould, reached in his Florida hideaway, had "no comment" except to say: "Being Dan Gould is never having to say you're sorry." I would like to offer an apology to certain specific people for certain transgressions I am guilty of. I am going through a number of extremely stressful, painful and difficult things in my life and I have come to realize that frustrations with those problems have found an outlet in un-called for displays of anger. Goodspeak, Jazzmoose and a few others are the people to whom I offer this apology and who I hope will accept it. However, there are some people who are just contemptible assholes to whom I have no hesitation to say the following: 7/4 and Allen Lowe: EAT SHIT AND DIE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 well, Dan, thank you for proving my point - you have already called me a fuckwad, and pushed a "fuck you" at me when I disagreed with you in a previous thread - you continually insinuate yourself into threads only in order to insult people and show how nasty you can be - you are a classic bully, and I refuse to stand down to your meanness and your threatening behavior - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 he should be banned for his last post - and if it calls for banning me too, that's fine, I'll go down with the ship - and before everybody freaks out, read the thread from which Dan cut and pasted into this thread - it was a typical Gould hit and run performance, cast an insult and than go hide - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Dan's recent query to Larry Kart: "Do you find animal abuse amusing?" is this an appropriate question - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Dan's recent query to Larry Kart: "Do you find animal abuse amusing?" is this an appropriate question - its not an insult you motherfucking piece of shit. And when you talk about "hit and run" posts, just who is the asshole who spent about three days writing posts with grammatical or spelling errors and added "left unedited for Dan Gould to correct"? You are the asshole who posted something to hurt me. You get off on that? You enjoy attacking me? You want to see how far you can push me? Well now you know: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Dan - in case you missed it, my comments about "left unedited" were in RESPONSE to your nastiness to Durium, who posted a very nice notice about something of jazz interest - and to which you responded by doing nothing but making GRAMMATICAL corrections - what goes around comes around - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Moments Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Dan's recent query to Larry Kart: "Do you find animal abuse amusing?" is this an appropriate question - its not an insult you motherfucking piece of shit. And when you talk about "hit and run" posts, just who is the asshole who spent about three days writing posts with grammatical or spelling errors and added "left unedited for Dan Gould to correct"? You are the asshole who posted something to hurt me. You get off on that? You enjoy attacking me? You want to see how far you can push me? Well now you know: hey dan - kids read this board! clean it up dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 um ... I come in peace. ... I'm truly sorry 'bout the dust-up over puppies and typos and stuff. We're all human (except for the porno bots, which don't seem to frequent these parts too often). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 One big happy family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 he worships the quicksand I walk on - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 After seeing this posted a moment ago: this was just sent me by 7/4: I would like to offer an apology to certain specific people for certain transgressions I am guilty of. I am going through a number of extremely stressful, painful and difficult things in my life and I have come to realize that frustrations with those problems have found an outlet in un-called for displays of anger. Goodspeak, Jazzmoose and a few others are the people to whom I offer this apology and who I hope will accept it. However, there are some people who are just contemptible assholes to whom I have no hesitation to say the following: 7/4 and Allen Lowe: EAT SHIT AND DIE. I didn't write that article but I'll apologize for Dan and Clem while I'm writing about it. Some are sicker than others... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Maybe it's because it's 3am and I'm working on 3 hours of sleep, but I guess I just don't get two things: a) Why Allen and 7/4 can't mature a bit and stop goading Gould. b) Why Dan thinks that it's okay to tell somebody to "eat shit and die", especially a couple of fools on a forum? When is that acceptable to say to anyone, at any time, especially coming from the mouth of a grown man? Are we still 12 years old, Dan? Does the big font signify you really mean it? It would be laughable if I wasn't so sick of it. Grow up, people. My 4 year old daughter behaves better than you three. Seriously, take a step back from this and you might actually realize how stupid it is and by association how stupid you all appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Maybe it's because it's 3am and I'm working on 3 hours of sleep... No, I don't think that's it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king ubu Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 oi oi, many have eaten all kinds of shit and survived... maybe we should arrange an organissimo shit-eating-party some day? happy 4th of july, y'all! now take it easy, enjoy summer, sip a drink, read a book, play record... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybleaden Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 I'd like to apologise for the way this thread turned out to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybleaden Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 bored now off to sort my music for tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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