Free For All Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 Straight No Changes Well I Couldn't 'Round Noon Think of None Rudely My Dear Catastrophe Hack'n'suck I Mean Me Ask Me How In Walked Dud Evi-dunce (Just Me, Just Me) Criss Crass Crap is Cool With Kenny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacman Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 saw some of those elsewhere. still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted July 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 (edited) I know, I'm not claiming exclusive credit- I saw a couple of these elsewhere too, but I did add several of my own, including my personal favorite "Crap Is Cool With Kenny". Edited July 26, 2003 by Free For All Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 I'd have to go with "Straight, No Changes" as a fave, but they're all funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 Let me add: "Little Tootin' Rudely" "Let's Call This (Anything but Jazz)" And while not strictly a Monk tune: "Nice Work if You Can Get It" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 (edited) 'Bye-ya' would be just fine as-is or alternatively 'San Francisco Holiday (Worry Now)' 'Played Indefinitely' 'Bumsha Swing' Edited July 26, 2003 by sidewinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted July 26, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 Hopefully Mr. G will be attended to by brilliant coroners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 (edited) FUNNY! But THAT come from THIS! Does a man have NO friends in this world? Edited July 26, 2003 by JSngry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim R Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 Straight No Changes Well I Couldn't 'Round Noon Think of None Rudely My Dear Catastrophe Hack'n'suck I Mean Me Ask Me How In Walked Dud Evi-dunce (Just Me, Just Me) Criss Crass Crap is Cool With Kenny I like "Crap Is Cool With Kenny" and "Hack n' Suck". How about: Ugly Ugly Out Walked Bud Let's Fool One Refluxions Fluffy Turkey Panic-a Dim Mississippi Light Clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 Straight, No Talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!! This will have to be changed for the new series. How about OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!! LET'S PARTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDonough Posted January 30, 2004 Report Share Posted January 30, 2004 Hopefully Mr. G will be attended to by brilliant coroners. Just tell us where and when. Brilliant Coroners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris olivarez Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 How about? "Straight- Not My Hair" "In Walked the Pentatonic Fairy Fucker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 Skippy, the Pentatonic Fairy Fucker Trinkle, Tinkle, Little Pentatonic Fairy Fucker I Mean You , You Little Pentatonic Fairy Fuck! Well, You Needn't Have Picked Up the Soprano, You Pentatonic Fairy Fuck! I know, they don't seem like song titles anymore, but it was fun anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neveronfriday Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 Q: You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do? A: Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure. Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 Despite my best judgement, I'm joining in on this thread. I mean the poor man is trying to make millions with his music. Why do we pick on him so? My contribution: "Shitty" ("Nutty) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selim Sivad Posted February 1, 2004 Report Share Posted February 1, 2004 "Kenny, You Queer" SS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted February 1, 2004 Report Share Posted February 1, 2004 (edited) Hopefully Mr. G will be attended to by brilliant coroners. Just tell us where and when. Brilliant Coroners You, McDonough, are delegated to verify the identity of the deseased. No point in celebrating, if it's another Kenny, with a surname starting with a "G". That would be too cruel!! Edited February 1, 2004 by patricia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceH Posted February 1, 2004 Report Share Posted February 1, 2004 "Nutty" I thought that one was good enought as-is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alec Posted February 2, 2004 Report Share Posted February 2, 2004 Not to get on a soapbox, because I'm not a fan of his music either, but I don't think comments like "Kenny, You Queer" or "Fairy Fucker" and the like are either funny or appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDonough Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 Hopefully Mr. G will be attended to by brilliant coroners. Just tell us where and when. Brilliant Coroners You, McDonough, are delegated to verify the identity of the deseased. No point in celebrating, if it's another Kenny, with a surname starting with a "G". That would be too cruel!! Agreed. I would feel sad if the corpse turned out to be Kenny Garrett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Kat Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 "Blue Listeners" "Off Key" "Rhythm A No-Way" "Kenny-Goes Trinkle Tinkle" "Epitiful" "Round Pukin' Time" Just a few creative parody titles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceW Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Wow saw this thread for the first time today. Really picking on Kenny G. Good Kenny G is the sorriest example of jazz on a sax. He doesn't even put the damn thing in his mouth right.....off to the side, but.. man does he have money!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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