catesta Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 This is not the strangest thing that has happend when I was asleep, bit it is the most recent. I've been wearing a gold chain and St. Christopher medal around my neck since 1974. This morning before getting the shower I noticed something strange and I can't figure out what the hell happened. The loop on top of the medal was inside the clasp of the chain. It's hard enough to do that shit while awake, how the fuck did I do it when I was sleeping? I think I'm going to stay up all night and watch to see what is going on while I sleep. Any stories you care to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 There was that time I woke up out side on my front lawn looking at the full moon on a warm cloudless night in July. Naked. Other than that, I can't think of anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 I'm justly famous among family and friends for nocturnal activities. It started in junior high school when I woke up, believed it was time to get ready for school, took a shower and dressed only to find that my Mother was in the family room watching Carson. Of course, in that case I was awake, so I guess it doesn't apply to this thread. But believe me, I could write a book about things I've done in my sleep. There's a reason why my wife now retires to the guest bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Twice this year my dad, having dreams of being attacked, has punched my mom in his sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Storer Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin! Hello Franz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clifford_thornton Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Twice this year my dad, having dreams of being attacked, has punched my mom in his sleep. Not all that uncommon. I almost have done that also (tho not to yr mom). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alocispepraluger102 Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 (edited) i awoke wednesday morning, with an uncharacteristic thought. "dying is like being born anew." "what is the reason for this," i thought. "am i about to die?" upon returning home a few hours later, there was a note on my machine that a very close friend of 30+ years had passed away during the night. i am not at all into the psychic or religious thing, but this happened to me. Edited November 2, 2007 by alocispepraluger102 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted November 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Twice this year my dad, having dreams of being attacked, has punched my mom in his sleep. hehe I think I'm going to start using this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Storer Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin! Hello Franz. Franz? My name is Gregor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a monstrous vermin! Hello Franz. Franz? My name is Gregor! Sure, Mr. Samsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewHill Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 I vaguely remember hearing a thump in the middle of the night once, but didn't make anything about and went back to sleep. When I woke up I figured out what that "thump" was. Apparantly it was my turn to have my house toilet papered and the thump came when some one broke my lamp post in the front of my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 When I was a teenager, I used to wake up with some sort of plasmatastic goo all over my groin area, like some ghosts or something had been visiting. It's been a while since that happened, but damned if I can figure out what it was or how it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Obviously some sort of residue from teleportation Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 You mean I done been lifted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vibes Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 I had a dream the other night that I was in a run-down, closed psychologist's office. The psychologist had been murdered and the place closed down. I don't remember all the details, but over the course of looking around the office I discovered that the psychologist's name was Bev Stapleton, and that I had killed him. Anyone heard from Bev lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturalSoul Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 He post's on AAJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 All About Jung? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturalSoul Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoGrubb Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 I remember once having several manhattan ice teas and somebody said that I said some "horrible" things to some women. I told them they were full of shit, that I would never say such things, especially to fine upstanding barflies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rostasi Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 One night I awoke out of a very sound sleep, reached up and caught a full set of window blinds in mid air before they came crashing down on us. They had come straight out of their horizontal holder above and somehow, I just knew what it was and what was happening, but I don't know how. An unexplained reflex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 (edited) Nah, I can't say that...and I need to apologize to Noj for even thinking it! Edited November 3, 2007 by Jazzmoose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewHill Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 All About Jung? No, "All about Jack-in-the-Box"...you know, for us fast-food freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Once after a very long (like 40+ hours) trip home from Hong Kong I crashed at a friend's apartment and got up in the middle of the night to pee, and woke up realizing I was peeing on his ironing board. I cleaned it up and never 'fessed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoGrubb Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Once after a very long (like 40+ hours) trip home from Hong Kong I crashed at a friend's apartment and got up in the middle of the night to pee, and woke up realizing I was peeing on his ironing board. I cleaned it up and never 'fessed up. I bet he wondered what that aroma was in his next ironing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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